Timsexxarin tizzayriyin

Humour algérien

Asebter-a yettwales s tmaziɣt, maca yettḥadar daɣen ameslay n Darija acku anebdu n timsexxarin d win yellan deg-s.

Aqeṣṣar n tḥanut n ddheb

Argaz n Wahran, argaz n Mascara d argaz n Dzayer kecmen ɣer tḥanut n ddheb. Mi d-yusa lbolis, ufan kan argaz n Mascara. Nnan-as: ur tezmir ara ad txedmeḍ ayagi waḥdek. Yenna-yasen: uqbel aqeṣṣar, nebḍa lxeddma: win n Dzayer ad yawi ddheb, win n Wahran ad yawi idrimen, nek ad awiɣ tḥanut merra.

Darija: Qalou: waḥed el-Wahrani, waḥed el-Maaskri w waḥed Dziri darou casse fi bijouterie. Ki jat la police, lqaw ghir el-Maaskri. Qaloulu: nta ma tqderch tdيرha waḥdek. Qalhom: qbel el-casse tfahmna: Dziri yeddi les bijoux, el-Wahrani yeddi liquide, w ana nedi el-local!

Argaz n Mascara deg uxeddim

Argaz n Mascara yewweḍ ar uxeddim s uzgar. Ameksa ines yesteqsa-t acuɣer. Yenna-as yemma-s tkat deg gma-s ameẓyan. Ameksa yenna: acuɣer kečč tewweḍeḍ s uzgar? Yerna-yas: tkat deg-s s isebbaḍen-iw. Tebɣiḍ ad d-aseɣ bla isebbaḍen?

Darija: Waḥed nhar Maaskri wṣel lel khedma retard. Patron qallu: ʿlach jit retard? Qallu: yemma kanet tedreb fi khouya sghir b ssebti. Patron: bessah nta ʿlach jiti retard? Qallu: kanet tedreb fih b ssebbati, bghitni nji bla ssebat?

Argaz n Mascara d lmoda

Argaz n Mascara iruḥ ɣer Wahran, iwala imeẓyanen akk s tqebbut. Yuɣ yiwet. Azekka-nni iwala-ten s tqebbut temqlubt, yebɣa ad yexdem am nitni. Yenna i yemma-s ad tekkes lvisière ad tt-txeyyeḍ ɣer deffir.

Darija: Waḥed Maaskri rah l Wahran, shaf gaʿ les jeunes b casquette. Ghedwa shafhom b casquette maqlouba, bgha ydir kifhom. Rah l yemmah: yemma, tnajmi tneḥili la visière w tkhayṭihali l mor?